can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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