I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
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You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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