You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
