Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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