(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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