She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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