Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
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Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
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I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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