brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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