we have officially lost it.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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