I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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