I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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