erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
