hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Just invented taco cereal.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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