Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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