time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
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Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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