I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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