i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
