Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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