Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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