I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
