Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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