Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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