i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
