please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
NoShamevember. You game?
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I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
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We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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