I wish I only lived at night.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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