Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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