Where is the hickey?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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