Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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