I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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