Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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