Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
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"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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