I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
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Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
We have so much sex to catch up on
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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