I CAN MOONWALK!
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Randomize
