respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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