Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
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He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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