her vagine was all disorganized.
We need to rekindle our bromance
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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