I'm really into asian looking animals
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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