i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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