Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
