rhymes with "ouble enetration"
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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