Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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