Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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