She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Small penises have feelings too.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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