Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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