New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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