So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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