i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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