He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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