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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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