I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Randomize
