week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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