There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.