I don't think brook has ever known best
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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