i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year