your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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