that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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