Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
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I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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