O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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