was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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