We're like a lot better than the average bears
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
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i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
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He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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